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A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandf...Read funny email
 
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plane announcements
1. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with ...Read funny email
 
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take off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After...Read funny email
 
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Waiting for Bus
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus p...Read funny email
 
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Rear Ender
I rear ended a car this morning...the driver got o...Read funny email
 
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The blondes and the Double Decker Bus
There's a double decker bus driving down the stree...Read funny email
 
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car radio
I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific...Read funny email
 
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gripe sheet
After every flight, pilots fill out a form called ...Read funny email
 
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clever man
Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the sma...Read funny email
 
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funny guy
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on ...Read funny email
 
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funny announcements
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort ...Read funny email
 
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Flight to New York
A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in ...Read funny email
 
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Florida State Trooper
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corve...Read funny email
 
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Airline Screw Ups
1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" fl...Read funny email
 
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Design Faults
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle...Read funny email
 
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Blonde Wins This Time
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated nex...Read funny email
 
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Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers...Read funny email
 
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