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Flat feet
Why do ducks have flat feet?To stamp out forest fi...Read funny email
 
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The woman and the duck
A woman goes into a cafe with a duck. She puts the...Read funny email
 
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bug's mind
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind a...Read funny email
 
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Parrot Profanity
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot....Read funny email
 
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Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a v...Read funny email
 
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Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, an...Read funny email
 
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Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when t...Read funny email
 
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Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit ...Read funny email
 
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Lippy Passengers
A man gets to his plane seat, and is surprised to ...Read funny email
 
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Whales eat sailors
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off ...Read funny email
 
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Job in the Zoo
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the z...Read funny email
 
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Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. Th...Read funny email
 
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a...Read funny email
 
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Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices ...Read funny email
 
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Panda - A wild animal that ...
A panda bear walks into a bar, sits on a stool and...Read funny email
 
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Say a Little Prayer
Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. Afte...Read funny email
 
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What do you call ...
 What do you call a cow with two legs?Lean be...Read funny email
 
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Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, al...Read funny email
 
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Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the skyDropped some white stuff ...Read funny email
 
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sleeping bat
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat w...Read funny email
 
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hungry monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He ord...Read funny email
 
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Talking dog
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, p...Read funny email
 
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Damn cheap monkeys!
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for...Read funny email
 
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Bilingual Help Needed
A local business was looking for office help. They...Read funny email
 
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Turtle soup
A man sits down at a restaurant and looks at the m...Read funny email
 
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cross-eyed Rottweiler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. My dog's cr...Read funny email
 
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Doggy Quotes
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hy...Read funny email
 
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crazy but works
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on...Read funny email
 
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Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The tic...Read funny email
 
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Bald Eagle Snack
A forest ranger is making rounds in a remote part ...Read funny email
 
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The Right Pet
A pet can be a wonderful addition to a household, ...Read funny email
 
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The zoo
A man goes to the zoo. When he gets ther...Read funny email
 
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I Catch Cats
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the ...Read funny email
 
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The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says t...Read funny email
 
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Investigating a Terrible Accident
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, ...Read funny email
 
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Short Quiz
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions a...Read funny email
 
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meet the in-laws
A couple drove down a country road for several mil...Read funny email
 
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What's the Time?
A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While...Read funny email
 
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Can I see the Dog?
A family is driving in their car on vacation. A fr...Read funny email
 
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Cowboy and Horse
There were two church-going women gossiping in fro...Read funny email
 
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Elephant Story
A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walki...Read funny email
 
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How to give a cat a pill.
1. Pick up the cat and cradle it in the crook of y...Read funny email
 
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swearing parrot
So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot ...Read funny email
 
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Prostitute Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Fathe...Read funny email
 
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If dogs could talk
‘The leg might be broken, but I can still an...Read funny email
 
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Why Dogs Don't Live Longer Than People
As a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ...Read funny email
 
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