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More Monster Doctor
Doctor: Did the mud pack help your appearance?Mons...Read funny email
 
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Monster Books
Monsters I Have Known by O. Pen jawWhen to go Mons...Read funny email
 
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15 vampire complaints
15) Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from...Read funny email
 
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Monster Doctor
Did you hear about the vain monster who was going ...Read funny email
 
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The Best Comeback Line Ever
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old wh...Read funny email
 
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Halloween Survival Guide
*When it appears that you have killed the monster,...Read funny email
 
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Monster Jokes
Q: What kind of monster has the best hearing ?A: T...Read funny email
 
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Mummy Jokes
Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?A: wRAP Music!...Read funny email
 
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Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween ...Read funny email
 
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Fixing the Headstone
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party ...Read funny email
 
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Changing Sides
A man was going to attend a Halloween party dresse...Read funny email
 
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The IRS Trick or Treater
The door bell, rings, and a man answers it.Here st...Read funny email
 
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Pumpkin Safety
Mrs Smith was proud of her pumpkin patch, so she w...Read funny email
 
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Halloween costume
A very vain and bald man with a wooden leg gets in...Read funny email
 
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Halloween Morning
On the morning of Halloween, the teacher told the ...Read funny email
 
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Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little so...Read funny email
 
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20 Fun Things To Do On Halloween
1.Give away something other than candy. (Toothpick...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN WITCH JOKES
    Do witches stay home on weekend...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN VAMPIRE JOKES
"Mommy, Mommy! Am I really a Vampire?""Hurry up an...Read funny email
 
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More Monster Books
Ghosts And Ghoulies by Sue PernaturalWitch's Coven...Read funny email
 
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Three Vampires
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.The ba...Read funny email
 
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The Bloody Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night cove...Read funny email
 
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Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose f...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN JOKES
    What does a monster call a girl...Read funny email
 
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Halloween Pranks - out of the box
Simple but effective! A great prank to scare your ...Read funny email
 
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Chased by a Coffin
A man is walking home alone late on Halloween nigh...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN GHOST JOKES
    What type of music do ghosts pr...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY
Bobbing Apples: What happens when you leave your b...Read funny email
 
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Things We've Learned From Horror Films....
When it appears that you have killed the monster, ...Read funny email
 
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Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween
You get winded from knocking on the doorYou have t...Read funny email
 
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Cute Halloween
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find th...Read funny email
 
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Werewolf Jokes
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the wash...Read funny email
 
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Top 10 Houses to Avoid while Trick-or-Treating
10. Any house that seems to be imploding into a ho...Read funny email
 
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HAUNTAHOLIC WHEN ...
you have more help at your haunt than necessary fo...Read funny email
 
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HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES
When does a skeleton laugh?When something tickles ...Read funny email
 
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Frankenstein Jokes
    Q: How can you tell that Doctor...Read funny email
 
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10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't...
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?2. Once you get...Read funny email
 
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