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Give an Orange
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson as...Read funny email
 
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History of Lawyers
Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made t...Read funny email
 
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Seashore with Family
A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his ...Read funny email
 
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Godfather & Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper ha...Read funny email
 
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Tell the Truth
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about t...Read funny email
 
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Appeal a Case
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case ...Read funny email
 
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Alligator Woes
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp....Read funny email
 
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Helping a Criminal
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the l...Read funny email
 
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Robbing Lawyers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mi...Read funny email
 
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A Cold Winter Night
Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, wa...Read funny email
 
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Inheritance Problem
Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the fo...Read funny email
 
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Lawyers on a Jury
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but th...Read funny email
 
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Ask Your Question
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was ca...Read funny email
 
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A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the ...Read funny email
 
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Arguing Effectively
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends...Read funny email
 
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I Made Enough
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was si...Read funny email
 
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Lawsuits: Second Hand Smoke
A fellow in Florida, arrested for disorderly condu...Read funny email
 
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Cheeky Lawyer
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "Wh...Read funny email
 
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Strange Guy
One day, a lawyer named Strange died, and his frie...Read funny email
 
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Keep it a Secret
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himsel...Read funny email
 
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How Can I Thank You?
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clar...Read funny email
 
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Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wante...Read funny email
 
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Heart Transplant
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doc...Read funny email
 
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Tell the Whole Truth
`You seem to be in some distress,' said the kindly...Read funny email
 
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Light Bulb Lawyers
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...Read funny email
 
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What's 2+2 ?
A university committee was selecting a new dean. T...Read funny email
 
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Surgeon Talk
Six surgeons were sitting at a conference discussi...Read funny email
 
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Smart Granny
A little old lady went into the Bankof Canada one ...Read funny email
 
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Unlock Safe
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch w...Read funny email
 
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Ethical Dilemma
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of he...Read funny email
 
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Job Application
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he...Read funny email
 
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Cow Ownership
After his graduation from college, the son of a Sp...Read funny email
 
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Law Degree
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death ...Read funny email
 
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Introduction
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opp...Read funny email
 
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Valentine Stamps
A guy wanders into the local post office and sees ...Read funny email
 
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DISORDER IN THE COURTS
 These are from a book called Disorder in the...Read funny email
 
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorc...Read funny email
 
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Billing doctor
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.Thei...Read funny email
 
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