Worst Age
3 men discuss the worst age to be "Sixty is the worst age to be," said
the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of
the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin,"
said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel
movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all
day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty
is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the
60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on
a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your
bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated,
the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every
morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up
until 7:00."
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