Michael Jackson - headlines


Reports of Jackson having a heart attack are actually wrong.  He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.

Doctors say that there is a suspicion that he fell over a child’s pram.  But it’s as yet too early to blame it on the buggy.

Other reports are suggesting food poisoning after he had been eating some 12 year old nuts.



Rating:
  • Currently 4.25/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Bookmark and Share

More jokes

<< previous funny joke e-mail      next funny joke e-mail >>