An Instruction Manual for Men - The WC
How to piss in a woman's bathroom.
A step-by-step guide for men.
1. Turn to girlfriend/wife/lover/total stranger and
ask (politely!) to be excused for a moment.
FYI There is no need to announce your
intended destination. We can figure this
out on our own.
2. If you aren't already standing, do so now.
3. Walk to restroom.
4. Enter bathroom through doorway, being sure to close
door behind you.
5. Locate sanitary waste collecting apparatus. Take
note of its overall appearance at this time.
7. Flip on fan (optional, but strongly encouraged),
and proceed about your business.
8. Flush. Repeat, if necessary.
9. Check toilet paper roll. Is it empty? If so, remove
empty tube, and replace with a fresh roll.
10. Wash hands. THIS MEANS YOU
11. Return to waste collection apparatus. Inspect
visually. Wipe any stray drops from seat area.
12. Is seat still in upright position? If so, adjust
at this time.
13. Turn off fan (if applicable)
14. Exit restroom area in an orderly fashion.
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