unseen morals
A third grade teacher asked her class to come back the next day with a story that you can attach a moral to.
The next day,the first little girl went to the front. "me and my daddy run a farm,and when we went to sell our eggs the basket tipped over and we lost all our eggs. my moral:don't put all your eggs in one basket."
a little boy came to the front. "me and my dad run a farm too,and only six of the twelve eggs hatched in the incubator.my morel:don't count your chickens before they hatch."
a second little girl came up and said: "my uncle eddie was a fighter pilot in vietnam, and was shot down over enemy territory.all he had floating down was a bottle of whiskey,a machine gun,and a machette.he drank the whiskey to not waste it and landed in the middle of a hundred vietnamese soldiers.he killed seventy with the machine gun,twenty with the machette before it broke,and ten with his bare hands."
"oh my god!how does that have a morel to it?"her teacher asked.
"don't fuck with uncle eddie when he's been drinkin!"
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