Kitchen Pranks
Kitchen Shower
Fill an unbreakable cup with water and set it in an upper kitchen cabinet. Attach a short length of thread to the cup and tape the other end inside the cabinet door. When the door is opened, your victim will get a shower.
Just Half a Glass Please
Place cling film loosely over the rims of wine glasses. Carefully push the plastic film about an inch down into the glasses. Trim off the excess film. Tell your guests to help themselves to wine, they will mysteriously poor only the upper half of the glass. Wine glasses with a rippled glass finish in a dimly lit room are recommended for successfully pulling off this prank.
Bad Gatorade
During sporting events, drink (or dump out) teammates sport drinks and refill their bottle with regular water, salt, and a few drops of food coloring to match the sport drink.
Sugar (?) Cookies
Bring batches of sugar cookies to work a few times so people get used to how wonderful your cookies are. Then substitute salt for the sugar when they have come to expect the real thing. Indicate that you have changed the recipe slightly (to cut down on your sugar intake), but you think they taste just as good if not better.
The book also features a special "recipes" section. Here's a sample:
Fake Doggee Doo
Mark J., a movie prop maker, shares this recipe for fun: For the movie “The Burbs”, we had to make some fake dog poo (because actors don’t want to step in the real thing). we had a mixture of canned dog food, bean dip, and various other nasty looking food items. after mixing the concoction, we loaded it into empty caulking tubes and squeezed it where needed. it looked so good, we went over to the nearest park, placed a perfectly shaped “dropping” and waited for the next dog walker to come by. To a dog it looks and tastes pretty good.
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