Kids are Quick


TEACHER:  Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA:  Here it is.

TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:  Maria. 
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:  You told me to do it without using tables. 
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:  H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:  Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten
years ago.

WINNIE:  Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:  Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’

MILLIE:  I is…

TEACHER:  No, Millie..... Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:  All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’

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TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?

LOUIS:  Because George still had the ax in his hand. 


TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:  No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.  Did you copy his? 

CLYDE :  No, it’s the same dog.

TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

HAROLD:  A teacher



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