MASTER CARD WEDDING


You got to love this guy… This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was
an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open
their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired
a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F—- you!” Then he turned
to his bride and said, “F—- you!”
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m outta here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.  While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge—making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride’s
and best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard “priceless” commercial outof this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:  $3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:  $8,500.
The look on everyone’s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else
there’s MASTERCARD!



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