Sad news
A women - 'Lucy' received some sad news that her granddad had died, so Lucy went to comfort her Gran. In conversation it come about that her granddad died while making love to grandma.
Lucy was horrified that two people in their 90's were still at it. Gran explained they used to do it on a Sunday morning 2 the sound of the church bells, nothing strenuous, in on the ding of the bells out on the dongs etc.....
....If only that bloody ice cream van hadn't driven past at that moment he would probably still be alive today.
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