Pumpkin Safety
Mrs Smith was proud of her pumpkin patch, so she was real disappointed when some of the local kids were taking them to make Jack-o-Lanterns.
One evening while Mrs Smith was soaking in the bath, the answer to the pumpkin thefts came to her. After supper she went out and put up a sign:
'Beware, one of these pumpkins is coated with a special colourless rat poison!'
A day or two later when Mrs Smith checked out her pumpkin patch she was pleased to see that no more had been stolen.
Then she saw a second sign next to hers which said: 'NOW THERE ARE TWO!!'
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