weddings and marriage jokes
A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?"
The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."
Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"
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A man will pay two-dollars for a one-dollar item he needs, but a woman will pay one-dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't need.
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A woman worries about her future until she finds a husband, but a man never worries about the future until he takes a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend, but a successful woman is one who can find such a man!!!
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