HALLOWEEN WITCH JOKES
Do witches stay home on weekends?
No. They go away for a spell
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away her "W"
When a witch lands, where does she park?
In a broom closet.
What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
She flies off the handle.
What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
You hear the broom boom.
What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out
Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
"Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare spray
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand witch.
What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
What does the Coven's softball team do on Halloween?
They practice pitchcraft.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
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