Werewolf Jokes

Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf

Q: Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
A: Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.

Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a wolf with a polyester jacket?
A: A wash-and-wearwolf.

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