Mummy Jokes

Q: What's a MUMMY's favorite music?
A: wRAP Music!

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.

Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin

Q: What's a mummy's favorite music?
A: Ragtime.

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea

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