Cowboy and Horse
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of a store when a cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse and gave him a huge kiss right on its rectum.
One of the stunned women cried: "That's disgusting, why did you do that?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the woman continued, "Does that make them feel better?".
"No," said the cowboy, "but it stops me from licking them".
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