Chat- lines
- I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
- Nice legs...what time do they open?
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven?
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Are those real?
- You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
- I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suckitself.
- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
- F @# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
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