What are you?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guys says “I”m a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist”
The second guys says “I’m a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids.”
The third guy says, “I’m a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker.”
They turn to the woman and ask her, “What are you?”
She replies: “I’m a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.”
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: “B.I.T.C.H.”
What exactly is a BITCH?!? they ask in unison.
“Babe In Total Control of Herself.”
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a “Bitch”, SMILE... and say “Thank You!!”
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