Only in Britain
Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in Britain are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in Britain do Supermarkets make sick folk walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front...
Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.
Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.
Only in Britain do we use the word "politics" to describe the process of Government. "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
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