Train Ride
A Scotsman, Cuban, American and a lawyer are on a train.
The Scotsman takes a bottle of the best Whiskey out of his rucksack, pours some into a glass and declares, "In Scotland, we have the best Whiskey in the world. Nowhere in the world can you find whiskey as good as the one we produce in Glasgow. And ye know what? We have so much of it, we can throw it away." With that he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. The others are quite impressed.
The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas from his pocket, lights one and says, "In Cuba, we have the best Cigars in the world: Havanas. Nowhere in the world are there so many and so good cigars. And you know what? We have so many of them we can throw them away." With that the Cuban, rolls down the window and tosses the pack of Havanas out of it. Everybody is quite impressed.
The American stands up, takes a deep breath, opens the window and throws the lawyer through it...
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