It's Tough Getting Old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical
with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination
room he says,
"I will need a urine sample, a stool sample,
and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing,
turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!"

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