Spiked Mohawk
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young kid walked up to the bench and sat down. He had a spiked mohawk with all different colors. The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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