womens questions
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
A: We cook -- they eat; we clean -- they dirty; we iron -- they wrinkle.
Q: How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
A: All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE .........He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.
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