A Perfect Day

The perfect day according to:

    HER
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8:45    wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00    5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30    Light Breakfast
11:00    Sunbathe
12:30    Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45    Shopping
2:30    Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
    gained 30 lbs.
3:00    Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30    Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00    Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30    Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

    HIM
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10:00    Wake up
10:02    Oral Sex
10:10    Big Breakfast
11:30    Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15    Enormous lunch
3:15    Oral sex
3:25    Play sports with the guys
4:30    Drink Beer with the guys
6:30    Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40    Oral sex
6:50    Huge dinner, more beer
11:00    Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10    sleep.

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